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Take notes like a professional 3rd grader. The lines are preprinted and keep everything where you hope it should be.

Are you not ready for the advanced notes stickies? Those lines just too tiny? Use some of our practice paper. Capital letters can be really hard

Remember when you thought that was radical science - but they never really worked? Just like me

The bigger the pencil the better the notes...but be ready to wipe those tears and mistakes away with you standard big pink eraser.

Everyone keeps telling me I should print my notes. I don't understand why because i think cursive looks way more fancy. Plus its hard without then lines (Really Really advanced paper skill required)

You can use them to hold all your notes together. I mostly bend them into funny shapes but then can never get them back into the right shape. What the meeting is over?

Everyone cries when they read my notes. They are that awesome. Here is a big box to help sop up those tears of joy!

Everyone is always asking about my keyboard. Of course I have one. You can get one that looks just like mine

This one makes no sense to me. Goes with the keyboard?? I mean he's got his own cage why waste a perfectly good set of keys on him. He cant even drive. Either way these were a great deal from the lab.

For those of you who like the fancier paper. This French white blend will take your notes to a whole new level. (advanced paper users only - must speak French)

By popular demand. Here you go, your very own Minotaur. Everyone keeps demanding I get a Minotaur with the keyboard and mouse. Having a Minotaur will help you see everything they say. Look, I don't want to see this thing ever, let alone give him keys to anything.

Sign up for a 15 min Master class with the one and only - ME. Learn the stuff and the things you need to be the best at stuff. We can meet at the park picnic tables. (the ones behind the YMCA but not close to the bathrooms) You must cover my Uber expenses, please bring your own paper, pencils and snacks. I like pretzels. There is a drinking fountain near by.

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Tear catcher - 2 to 3 meeting capacity

Available only in child Small

this thing is oddly long and awkward

A lot more flop than flip...either way you can walk away in style

I can't help that I'm better at this than you. Grab a bottle and let me know what you think. I have 2 or 3 before starting any meetings.

This hat will cover more than any notes I'll take

Buy six of these for a groovy house for your mouse (door not included)

Do you wish you could go back in time and find someone else to take notes? me too - I have little to no desire to record your boring meetings .